Não matem o gajo da Base de Dados!
From Kem Meyer.
Written by j.pereira on March 18th, 2008 with no comments.
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Usabilidade e Simplicidade
Como se diz? Uma imagem vale mais que mil palavras 
Original de http://stuffthathappens.com
Written by j.pereira on March 14th, 2008 with no comments.
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A maturidade do sites portugueses
Não são a regra, mas também não são a excepção. Tenho aqui dois bons (maus) exemplos da (baixa) maturidade dos sites de economia portugueses.
E neste aqui? O que será que está por detrás daquela publicidade???
Apanhar com estes dois logo pela manhã…
Written by j.pereira on February 22nd, 2008 with 1 comment.
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Segurança Social e o Plano Tecnológico
Experiementei ontem à noite obter o meu número de segurança social através do super serviço que a Segurança Social oferece em http://195.245.197.202/inform_niss.asp (Sim, com o IP), então preencho os meus dados, faço submit à form, e fiquei à espera de obter em minutos o meu número que, segundo a informação dada, me seria enviado dentro de momentos para o meu email.
Mas qual o meu espanto que só hoje de manhã é que recebi o tal número…. Pois é. Foi quando a funcionária que lê mails chegou ao serviço, que lá me enviou um email, fazendo reply ao que ela tinha na sua inbox, após ter procurado o meu número através dos dados por mim enviados.
Bonito serviço, bonito serviço
Written by j.pereira on October 24th, 2007 with 1 comment.
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Tic Tac - Floribela
O meus episiódios preferidos da Floribela
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir6EfjDH0Kg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueD1-AKiuE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX9l9GzXXaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CyiuYWLuLU
Eu ia morrendo com falta de ar…
Written by j.pereira on June 22nd, 2007 with 2 comments.
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Buying n95
Estava quase…
me: hi there. Still selling mobile phones?FELA: yes my friendhow are u ?me: fine. I’m looking for a n95 when I found your messagehow much a n95 sent to portugal?FELA: the nokia n95 will cost you $400 if you are buying in bulkme: so, only in bulk?FELA: and we ship through FedEx,it cost $50 per unitsso my friend how many units do you want to buy ?me: which are the minimum units are u sellingFELA: our MOQ is 5 units but you can order any units for sampleSent at 10:41 PM on Mondayme: can u send one just to show to potential buyer around here, just for the half of the price, with the promess that I’ll make more orders, at the regular price afterwardsSent at 10:43 PM on MondayFELA: ok my friend pay $300and i will ship it to you since you promise to buy moreok?Sent at 10:46 PM on Mondayme: Some mobile operators here in portugal are lauching soon the phone in the market, so after a couple of weeks, the phone will not sell so well after that, and the problem now it’s that i’m in a low budjet, ony available 200$, and I must be quick to keep advantage,FELA: are u there ?me: yeahhI sent a message meanwhile, didn’t u get it?FELA: yes my friendme: yes, we have a deal?FELA: helloare u there ?so how much will you pay now including shipping ???me: so, I’m guessing you not want a deal.200FELA: ok okwhere is your shipping address ?me: but, wait, we must set now the billing detailsFELA: okSent at 10:58 PM on Mondayme: I use to use paypal for these business, are you accepting paypal?FELA: i will send you our accountant payment information through western union for you to make the payment to himme: I ‘m not a very friend of western union, I must confessFELA: ok my friendyou mean you dont know how to make payment through western union ?me: no, I’m telling you that I’ve been burned in the past by using western unionFELA: ooh i understandbut we are not like thatokok ?me: i do believe in you, but so many money lost in the past that I promissed my self not lost more money like that, I’m forbidden to use wuFELA: ok my friend when next you order from us i will give you one free ipod to build a business relationship with youokSent at 11:04 PM on Mondayme: you must understand my concerns, I’ve lost almost 10k in bussiness using wuFELA: why dont you try us and we will not fail youwe accept paypal but not for small orderSent at 11:06 PM on MondayFELA: ok ?me: I can’t break my rules, sorryFELA: ok my friendthanksbye when you want to order in bulk let me knowme: sure, I’ll back to u in the next opportunityFELA: so that we can accept paypal payment from youme: sure friend
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Written by j.pereira on June 11th, 2007 with no comments.
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TMN na Boalhosa
Isto é ca$%r a rir. Ouçam o Manel Saraiva.
Written by j.pereira on June 10th, 2007 with no comments.
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Do your Google fights
Did you ever wonder which “keyword†is most popular on the Google world?
Do your fights.
Ok, almost a tie
Written by j.pereira on January 31st, 2007 with no comments.
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I want one of these
No words
Here’s what iPhone really is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLo1USJIkgY
Thanks to Toy
Written by j.pereira on January 19th, 2007 with no comments.
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Microsoft Enterprise Open Source
Yes! Your eyes are ok. I did write, in the title of this post, “Microsoft Enterprise Open Sourceâ€!!! I came across this company’s site, where they believe they have an Open Source solution.
I confess, I didn’t have much research on that thing, but I found this :
Aras Innovator® enterprise open source software solutions deploy quickly and adapt easily while maintaining upgradeability resulting in a significantly lower Total Cost of Ownership than conventional enterprise systems.
Note the use of “open source†in their statement. I gone through the site trying to figure out in which licence they are releasing their enterprise software. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any more reference to open source that the one in the front page and the one I cited above.
I did also have a look at their forum, where they have a total of 21 posts in a total of 12 threads (although the statistics of the forum point to 24 threads and 28 posts)
See bellow:
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It’s harder to get a good community for any open source project, but being built on Microsoft technology, I think its get harder, even impossible. Let’s see…
Regards,
JP
Written by j.pereira on January 16th, 2007 with 3 comments.
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