Funny

You are currently browsing the posts from jpereira.eu matching the category Funny.

Não matem o gajo da Base de Dados!

Don't kill the DB Guy

From Kem Meyer.

Written by j.pereira on March 18th, 2008 with no comments.
Read more posts on Funny.

Usabilidade e Simplicidade

Como se diz? Uma imagem vale mais que mil palavras :)

http://stuffthathappens.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/simplicity.png

Original de http://stuffthathappens.com

Written by j.pereira on March 14th, 2008 with no comments.
Read more posts on Funny and Software development.

A maturidade do sites portugueses

Não são a regra, mas também não são a excepção. Tenho aqui dois bons (maus) exemplos da (baixa) maturidade dos sites de economia portugueses.

http://jpereira.eu//wp-content/image-gallery/de_s.jpg

E neste aqui? O que será que está por detrás daquela publicidade???

http://jpereira.eu//wp-content/image-gallery/jn_s.jpg

Apanhar com estes dois logo pela manhã…

Written by j.pereira on February 22nd, 2008 with 1 comment.
Read more posts on Blogging and Funny.

Segurança Social e o Plano Tecnológico

Experiementei ontem à noite obter o meu número de segurança social através do super serviço que a Segurança Social oferece em http://195.245.197.202/inform_niss.asp (Sim, com o IP), então preencho os meus dados, faço submit à form,  e fiquei à espera de obter em minutos o meu número que, segundo a informação dada, me seria enviado dentro de momentos para o meu email.
Mas qual o meu espanto que só hoje de manhã é que recebi o tal número…. Pois é. Foi quando a funcionária que lê mails chegou ao serviço, que lá me enviou um email, fazendo reply ao que ela tinha na sua inbox, após ter procurado o meu número através dos dados por mim enviados.

Bonito serviço, bonito serviço

Written by j.pereira on October 24th, 2007 with 1 comment.
Read more posts on Blogging and Funny.

Tic Tac - Floribela

O meus episiódios preferidos da Floribela

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir6EfjDH0Kg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueD1-AKiuE&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX9l9GzXXaM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CyiuYWLuLU

Eu ia morrendo com falta de ar…

Written by j.pereira on June 22nd, 2007 with 2 comments.
Read more posts on Funny.

Buying n95

Estava quase…

me: hi there. Still selling mobile phones?
FELA: yes my friend
how are u ?
me: fine. I’m looking for a n95 when I found your message
how much a n95 sent to portugal?
FELA: the nokia n95 will cost you $400 if you are buying in bulk
me: so, only in bulk?
FELA: and we ship through FedEx,it cost $50 per units
so my friend how many units do you want to buy ?
me: which are the minimum units are u selling
FELA: our MOQ is 5 units but you can order any units for sample
Sent at 10:41 PM on Monday
me: can u send one just to show to potential buyer around here, just for the half of the price, with the promess that I’ll make more orders, at the regular price afterwards
Sent at 10:43 PM on Monday
FELA: ok my friend pay $300
and i will ship it to you since you promise to buy more
ok?
Sent at 10:46 PM on Monday
me: Some mobile operators here in portugal are lauching soon the phone in the market, so after a couple of weeks, the phone will not sell so well after that, and the problem now it’s that i’m in a low budjet, ony available 200$, and I must be quick to keep advantage,
FELA: are u there ?
me: yeahh
I sent a message meanwhile, didn’t u get it?
FELA: yes my friend
me: yes, we have a deal?
FELA: hello
are u there ?
so how much will you pay now including shipping ?
?
?
me: so, I’m guessing you not want a deal.
200
FELA: ok ok
where is your shipping address ?
me: but, wait, we must set now the billing details
FELA: ok
Sent at 10:58 PM on Monday
me: I use to use paypal for these business, are you accepting paypal?
FELA: i will send you our accountant payment information through western union for you to make the payment to him
me: I ‘m not a very friend of western union, I must confess
FELA: ok my friend
you mean you dont know how to make payment through western union ?
me: no, I’m telling you that I’ve been burned in the past by using western union [smile]
FELA: ooh i understand
but we are not like that
ok
ok ?
me: i do believe in you, but so many money lost in the past that I promissed my self not lost more money like that, I’m forbidden to use wu
FELA: ok my friend when next you order from us i will give you one free ipod to build a business relationship with you
ok
Sent at 11:04 PM on Monday
me: you must understand my concerns, I’ve lost almost 10k in bussiness using wu
FELA: why dont you try us and we will not fail you
we accept paypal but not for small order
Sent at 11:06 PM on Monday
FELA: ok ?
me: I can’t break my rules, sorry
FELA: ok my friend
thanks
bye when you want to order in bulk let me know
me: sure, I’ll back to u in the next opportunity
FELA: so that we can accept paypal payment from you
me: sure friend

Written by j.pereira on June 11th, 2007 with no comments.
Read more posts on Blogging and Funny.

TMN na Boalhosa

Isto é ca$%r a rir. Ouçam o Manel Saraiva.

Manel Saraiva (mp3)

Written by j.pereira on June 10th, 2007 with no comments.
Read more posts on Funny.

Do your Google fights

Did you ever wonder which “keyword” is most popular on the Google world?

Do your fights.

Oracle vs MySql

Ok, almost a tie :)

Written by j.pereira on January 31st, 2007 with no comments.
Read more posts on Funny.

I want one of these

No words :)

Here’s what iPhone really is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLo1USJIkgY

Thanks to Toy

Written by j.pereira on January 19th, 2007 with no comments.
Read more posts on Funny and Technology.

Microsoft Enterprise Open Source

Yes! Your eyes are ok. I did write, in the title of this post, “Microsoft Enterprise Open Source”!!! I came across this company’s site, where they believe they have an Open Source solution. :) :)
I confess, I didn’t have much research on that thing, but I found this :

Aras Innovator® enterprise open source software solutions deploy quickly and adapt easily while maintaining upgradeability resulting in a significantly lower Total Cost of Ownership than conventional enterprise systems.

Note the use of “open source” in their statement. I gone through the site trying to figure out in which licence they are releasing their enterprise software. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any more reference to open source that the one in the front page and the one I cited above.

I did also have a look at their forum, where they have a total of 21 posts in a total of 12 threads (although the statistics of the forum point to 24 threads and 28 posts)
See bellow:

ARAS
Click on the image to open larger in a new window.
It’s harder to get a good community for any open source project, but being built on Microsoft technology, I think its get harder, even impossible. Let’s see…

Regards,
JP

Written by j.pereira on January 16th, 2007 with 3 comments.
Read more posts on Funny and Open Source.

« Older articles

No newer articles

 

Last news canada pharmacy <}`" buy prestiq a large product list. Order your medicine online by online pharmacy on phone or online order. How To Order Product Search FAQ Contact Us Login Page Purchased. Mail order shipping to USA from pharmacy online . Storage of products takes place only under appropriate conditions, we are responsible for integrity of packaging and proper transportation. Looking for where to buy drugs online? Canadian pharmacy >$@ medicines company helps to find on one page all the information about your medicine : the name of the analogues, method of production, of prices.